ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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