we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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