Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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