apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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