A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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