"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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