you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
