the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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