he shaved USA in his pubs
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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