do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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