talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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