remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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