i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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