I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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