Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
