How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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