I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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