He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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