i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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