I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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