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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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