p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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