I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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