Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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