This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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