love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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