I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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