Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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