In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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