I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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