Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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