i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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