After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
is it fun? or sober?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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