just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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