its not stalking. its research.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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