How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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