Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
...so i touched it.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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