ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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