It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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