you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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