Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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