i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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