this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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