Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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