Someone shit on the floor
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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