Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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