Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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