I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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