Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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