Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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