wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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