Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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