Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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