Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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